Real Estate Funnies

When a real estate agency had not sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers; spray painted a “For Sale” message on a signboard, and posted it outside our house.
When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the most truthful one he had ever seen. Confused, I rushed outside to look. In my haste I had printed – “For Sale by Ower.”
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Q. Why do appraisers carry a wasp in their hand?
A. Value is in the eye of the bee holder.